july 6th, the day of my birth

nothing funny has happened all day. except when we woke up it was funny. motay's brainwaves made foley have to poop, and then we all video chatted. took in a little harry potter and the sorcerer's stone. katy is jacking off her mascara right now. alex wants to make love. she's also just gonna wear a necklace that her dad bought her, and she's gonna buy new business shoes. but its kali's birthday. and with that we're celebrating the emergence o kali's head out of her mother's birth canal. next up: people watching downtown.

alex's dream last night:
alex, molly (debatable, but can't quite member the face), and foley attempt to have a foursome. alex's vagina really smelled, so she opted out, then got mad because foley was losing her virginity in a threesome with molly and a dude. alex then proceeded to make love with kali.

so that's it for now. we'll update later. we know we have thousands of fans who read this daily. why am i so funny?

off to downtown,
slut, dg, bean, and grandma