7/7/7

kali's new name is candy.
alex is taking forever and a half to pick up her parents from the airport.
the good news is that alex finally has toilet paper in her bathroom. wahoo
drove to la and back today, droped katy off at the airport. now we're bored and still waiting for alex.
alberta alberta.

we're the only ones left in this house right now.
grandma and bean

later that night

before we forget, we'd like to bring to the attention of our one reader the concepts of "finger banging" and giving a "handy"

july 6th, the day of my birth

nothing funny has happened all day. except when we woke up it was funny. motay's brainwaves made foley have to poop, and then we all video chatted. took in a little harry potter and the sorcerer's stone. katy is jacking off her mascara right now. alex wants to make love. she's also just gonna wear a necklace that her dad bought her, and she's gonna buy new business shoes. but its kali's birthday. and with that we're celebrating the emergence o kali's head out of her mother's birth canal. next up: people watching downtown.

alex's dream last night:
alex, molly (debatable, but can't quite member the face), and foley attempt to have a foursome. alex's vagina really smelled, so she opted out, then got mad because foley was losing her virginity in a threesome with molly and a dude. alex then proceeded to make love with kali.

so that's it for now. we'll update later. we know we have thousands of fans who read this daily. why am i so funny?

off to downtown,
slut, dg, bean, and grandma

july 5th, the day before my birthday

highlights include:

"getting our tan on"
alex said she'd do katy
ace of base music video rehearsals (still in the process)
salty nips
tamps for pleasure
membering
foley's zit
popping foley's zit onto katy
molly's birthday cake
katy cutting off her finger
molly skyping
"facebook's like a verb now...right" -alex
membering sweaty chad's name
penis talk
"i don't now how to cook, but i like to eat" -kali
grandma, bean, dg, and slut
ladybean for our dog's name...think about it

will write more later. if its possible to post videos, we'll post our ace of base music video"
(there's turmoil in the group. we're having a meeting with our manager tomorrow (greg). alex just isn't a team player)

signing off for now,
katy, kali, alex, foley

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